=== Alfred & Etie === --- C --- [Alfred] Amazing...weather we're having today, huh? [Etie] Too true. It's the perfect day for a cup of tea. [Alfred] Especially the tea you prepare, Etie. It's my favorite of all. [Etie] That's...kind of you to say. Would you like another cup? [Alfred] N-no. I'd better not... [Etie] If... If you say so... Ngh... [Alfred] Aaagh! I can't...hold it...anymore... I'm out. [Etie] Your cup is down first. I win. [Alfred] Yep. Fair play, Etie. I got no excuse. [Alfred] Although I could swear our special workout teacups seem heavier today. [Etie] Well spotted. I did add some weight, in fact. [Alfred] No wonder I had such trouble just lifting it. [Etie] Don't whine. The road to muscle gain is long and bumpy, and you've just begun. [Etie] Teatime will only get harder from here. [Alfred] I expect nothing less. Let's raise our teacups to strength! [Etie] To strength! --- B --- [Alfred] Hmm... You're sure about this? [Etie] Extremely. [Etie] You're not leaving until you've drank every drop of my new and improved muscle stimulant. [Alfred] Well, anything for strength! [Etie] That's the spirit. [Etie] I put a lot of research into this one. I guarantee you'll see results. [Alfred] That's great news! Thanks for putting so much effort into this. [Alfred] It's just... You couldn't have done anything about the smell? [Etie] Sorry. You'll have to hold your nose. [Etie] It was unavoidable with all the different ingredients I used. [Alfred] Like what exactly? [Etie] In researching this drink, I interviewed a lot of hardbodies. [Etie] I found out their favorite foods so that I could mix them all into one potent stew. [Alfred] All of them? At once? [Etie] Well, all of those plus a few other things I thought might help. [Alfred] And...how does it taste? [Etie] Couldn't tell you. I haven't tried it. [Alfred] Unbelievable. [Alfred] You waited until I could try it first before having any for yourself? I'm touched, Etie! [Etie] It's all part of the job. [Alfred] Aw, I'm ashamed to have been so nitpicky over little things like taste and smell. [Alfred] I want you to know how grateful I am, Etie. [Alfred] Bottoms up! To strength! [Etie] To strength! [Alfred] ... [Alfred] Ahhhh. [Etie] Well? What did you think? [Alfred] One thing's for sure... [Alfred] It's not fit for human consumption. [Etie] I was afraid of that. --- A --- [Alfred] Good morning, Etie! Any suggestions for our early workout? [Etie] How about a run? [Alfred] Sounds good. Wanna make it a race? [Etie] Nah. I'd prefer to run alongside. Easier to keep you safe that way. [Alfred] Makes sense. Oh, look. [Etie] Is something wrong? [Alfred] No, I just noticed how beautiful those flowers are. Let's put the run on hold for a minute. [Etie] As you wish. [Alfred] You know what pretty flowers always remind me of? [Alfred] This memory I have of you with an armload of them. [Etie] My hometown is known for those flowers. I used to bring some anytime I visited the castle. [Alfred] I remember. My mother and the servants loved them. [Etie] Good. I'm glad. [Alfred] Speaking of Mother, you wanna hear something funny? [Alfred] She originally thought you might be the one to become my queen. [Etie] You're kidding. That's the first I've heard of it. [Etie] But that does explain some things. [Etie] Now I get why I was assigned to you instead of Princess Céline, my childhood friend. [Etie] I've wondered about that for years. Mystery solved, I guess. [Alfred] That must have bugged you. [Etie] Don't be ridiculous. I'm proud to be your retainer, Prince Alfred. [Etie] Though it's a bit of a shock to try to imagine myself as your queen. [Etie] Queen Etie... [Alfred] Hmm... [Etie] Hehe! [Alfred] Hahaha! [Etie] Apologies to Queen Ève, but I can't picture it no matter how hard I try. [Alfred] Me neither. I try to imagine us as anything but what we are now and my brain freezes up. [Etie] I know what you mean. [Etie] Our bond as prince and retainer is too strong to be anything else. [Alfred] Workout partners too. Don't forget that. [Etie] Heh. Always, Prince Alfred. [Etie] Speaking of which, shouldn't we get going on that run? I'm getting antsy. [Alfred] Lead the way, Etie. Every day spent training with you is a gift. [Alfred] To strength! And to peace. [Etie] And to your happiness. --- S ---