=== Boucheron & Goldmary === --- C --- [Goldmary] Hello, Boucheron. I hope you don't mind that I made lunch for you. [Boucheron] Oh, really? Just for me, huh? [Goldmary] Just for you. The main course is chicken on skewers with roasted vegetables. [Goldmary] The sides include a small omelet, some lightly toasted bread, and fresh fruit for a treat. [Boucheron] This is incredible. Not only does it smell great, the presentation is practically professional. [Goldmary] I'm sorry if it looks too perfect. Disturbing it must feel like upsetting the world's balance. [Goldmary] But I hope you can find the courage. I made it especially for you, after all. [Boucheron] Don't worry, I'm about to dig in right now. [Boucheron] ... [Boucheron] It tastes as good as it smells! This might be one of the most delicious meals I've ever had. [Goldmary] I'm sorry, but...is that really all you have to say? [Boucheron] Come again? [Goldmary] It seems like I deserve a bit more praise than that. And could you speak up, please? [Boucheron] You want more compliments? What else is there to say? [Goldmary] What else is there to say? [Goldmary] I'm sorry, but I don't know how to answer such a dim-witted question. [Boucheron] This got spicy all of sudden. [Goldmary] There are infinite ways to compliment perfection. You barely gave me one. [Goldmary] Surely you can think of at least a few more? [Boucheron] You know, Goldmary, I'm starting to get the idea that you're a little bit demanding. --- B --- [Goldmary] Thank you for all your kind praise about the lunch I made for you last time. [Boucheron] Well, you practically held me at swordpoint. [Goldmary] Your compliments made me so happy that I decided to prepare another meal for you. [Boucheron] Thanks, but I brought my own sandwich today. [Goldmary] You won't be satisfied with that once you see what I have here. [Boucheron] Whoa! [Goldmary] Fluffy scrambled eggs, seared scallops wrapped in bacon... And more fresh fruit, of course. [Goldmary] I'm sorry if my peerless skill elevates this simple dish to unbearable heights of divinity. [Boucheron] ... [Boucheron] It's tempting, don't get me wrong. But I'll stick with my sandwich all the same. [Goldmary] Are you really going to cast aside this golden perfection and content yourself with trash? [Boucheron] ... [Goldmary] If that's really what you want, I guess I'll have to throw this away. [Boucheron] Hey now, don't let it go to waste! I'll eat it, I'll eat it! [Boucheron] ... [Boucheron] It's divine! The moment it hits my tongue, every inch of me shudders with joy! [Goldmary] Not a bad opening remark... But you must have more to say than that. [Boucheron] Are you kidding me? [Goldmary] You did well last time, but I hope you won't get complacent. Strive to outdo yourself. [Boucheron] What I said just now wasn't enough?! [Goldmary] You made one general comment. What about each individual component? Don't be neglectful. [Goldmary] You could also stand to give an opinion or two about my aesthetic choices. [Goldmary] I know it's overwhelming, but if you can't do it, I'll have to stop you from eating any more. [Boucheron] Ooh, what a pain. I knew this would happen, but somehow I fell for it anyway... [Goldmary] Has this meal made you so tongue-tied that you can't give me even one little compliment? [Goldmary] If it's hurt you that badly, I should knock it out of you before it does any more damage... [Boucheron] Uh, no need for that! I'll compliment you all you want. Just keep your hands to yourself... --- A --- [Goldmary] ... [Boucheron] Is that you, Goldmary? Why are you sitting here in the dark? [Goldmary] Oh, hello, Boucheron... [Goldmary] I've made meals for just about everyone now, and I've barely gotten any praise at all. [Goldmary] They all said I was asking for too much. So now I feel like giving up... [Boucheron] Poor you. Those guys have a lot to learn. [Goldmary] You think so? [Boucheron] They don't understand how demanding you are. You're practically a world champion at it. [Boucheron] Me, though, I'm used to it by now. I even think it's kind of cute. [Goldmary] Boucheron... I'm so glad. [Boucheron] Being demanding is just your way of being charming. [Boucheron] And so long as I think so, who cares what anyone else thinks? [Goldmary] Oh, thank you. I feel so much better. [Goldmary] And now that my smile is worth a million gold again, I'll have to pay you back in cooking. [Boucheron] Cooking? [Goldmary] That's right. I'm going to make you a regular lunch from now on. [Boucheron] You mean right now? [Goldmary] Don't worry. I won't make you shower me endlessly with praise. [Goldmary] You've already given me enough of that to last a lifetime. [Goldmary] So from now on, all you need to do is relax and enjoy what I make for you. [Boucheron] I wouldn't mind handing out more compliments if it means making you happy. [Goldmary] Really? You mean it? [Boucheron] What's wrong? [Goldmary] I hope you don't mind a little extra salt. You're just so kind...I couldn't hold back my tears. [Boucheron] Tears? Oh no... [Boucheron] Just hearing the word makes me want to cry! [Goldmary] Ah... You're such a sensitive person... [Goldmary] I admire that about you, Boucheron... It's very charming. [Goldmary] I'll get to the cooking. I can't wait to hear everything you have to say about it. [Boucheron] Haha, you cook up more food, I'll cook up more praise, and we'll both come out ahead. --- S ---