=== Chloé & Bunet === --- C --- [Chloé] Please, Bunet? [Bunet] Apologies, Chloé, but no. I cannot. I will not. [Chloé] Pretty please? There's no one else here who could do it. [Bunet] You have my answer. [Chloé] Aww... [Bunet] Chloé, I live by certain principles. [Bunet] Chief among them? That the ingredients of this world deserve to be treated with dignity. [Bunet] I refuse to twist and corrupt them in order to make that...side-street dreck! [Chloé] Hey! I'm not taking that lying down. Folk food is an art form. [Chloé] Unique dishes, cooked without fuss, using ingredients that are unusual, cheap, or both. [Chloé] Imagine how amazing it would be if a world- class chef like you prepared some! [Bunet] No. You will have to ask someone else. [Chloé] But you have to! [Chloé] I'll do you a favor in return if I can try some gourmet-quality folk food, just once. [Bunet] Chloé... You know an artist when you see one. I appreciate that. [Bunet] But I cannot do as you ask. [Bunet] The ingredients tell me how they want to be prepared. I will not violate their wishes. [Bunet] Now, if you'll excuse me. [Chloé] Oooh... This isn't over. I'll find a way to convince him. Guaranteed! --- B --- [Bunet] Chloé. Here to beg me some more, I take it. [Chloé] Sure am! [Bunet] From where did this bizarre love of folk food spring? You grew up in a noble family. [Chloé] Yeah, and all they served me back home was high cuisine. [Chloé] For most people, that would be great. But me, I went to this Firenese festival one day. [Chloé] I caught this salty-sweet scent from a back alley, so I followed it to find out what it was. [Bunet] That was how you discovered folk food. [Chloé] Yep. Without even thinking, I bought some food from the stall and tried it. [Chloé] It was mind-blowing! The flavor, the smell, the texture... I'd never had anything like it in my life. [Bunet] To the child of a rich family, I see how it could offer some...perverse sense of thrill. [Chloé] Sadly, there was no chance my family would let me dine out. [Chloé] And I could forget about folk food! They'd be horrified to know I ever even tasted it. [Bunet] Oh, I see. You couldn't eat it while you lived at home. [Chloé] Not necessarily. Once I'd had my first taste, I started going out behind my parents' backs. [Chloé] I'd eat the folk food on my pegasus and get rid of any evidence by tossing the wrappers. [Bunet] Littering, you mean. [Chloé] Yeah, I feel bad about that now. I always take care to toss my trash properly these days. [Chloé] But that's my story in a nutshell. [Bunet] Your passion for food...I recognize it. I hesitate to admit, it is much like my own. [Bunet] You have persuaded me. For you─and only you─I will try my hand at making folk food. [Chloé] You mean it?! [Bunet] But what I cook will be of the highest quality. [Bunet] I cannot cut corners on purpose, so do not complain if it differs from your expectations. [Chloé] No complaints, I promise! Thanks, Bunet! You've made me a very happy lady. [Chloé] Ooh, I can't wait to try your first batch of folk food! --- A --- [Bunet] As I have told you before, ingredients tell me how to cook them. [Chloé] Yeah, so you've said. [Bunet] I never disregard their voices. [Bunet] Thus I have been searching high and low. [Bunet] I have sought out ingredients that ask─indeed, beg─to be made into folk food. [Chloé] Does that mean you found some? [Bunet] Yes. Look. [Bunet] A shellfish from the ponds of Solm and some mushrooms unique to the queendom's forests. [Chloé] Wow! What a weird color. [Bunet] And this? A numbing spice. It will stamp out all sensation as soon as it hits your tongue. [Chloé] A spice...that numbs? [Bunet] Heh, you're not scared, are you? [Chloé] Who, me? I want to try this so bad that I can hardly stand it. [Bunet] I knew your culinary courage would not falter. [Bunet] Now, behold. The ultimate folk food. [Chloé] Incredible! That's exactly the kind of careless presentation folk food oughta have! [Bunet] The splendor does not stop at its presentation. Please, have a taste. [Chloé] Oh boy, oh boy... [Chloé] Oh my goodness! That spice sure did a number on my tongue. [Chloé] But the sauce brings it right back to life, and the texture is just...indescribable! [Chloé] This is what made me fall in love with folk food. If a stall sold it, I'd eat there every day! [Bunet] It's strange... At first, I was simply moved by your passion for food. [Bunet] But now I see that this was a necessary step on the road to gastronomic expertise. [Bunet] Whether it is served on a porcelain plate or in an unassuming wrapper, good food is good food. [Bunet] Street fare and gourmet food alike can bring joy to their eaters. [Chloé] Exactly! Thanks, Bunet. [Bunet] Now, what would you like to eat next? [Chloé] You mean you'll fix me something else?! [Bunet] I am always happy to take requests from a true food lover. [Chloé] No kidding? More gourmet-quality folk food... I'm so happy I might cry. [Bunet] Please don't do that. My food and I are not going anywhere. [Chloé] Yeah. Good point. I'll take my time and think carefully. [Chloé] The next folk food I get from you is going to be the stuff of legend! --- S ---