=== Clanne & Framme ===
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[Framme]
It's about that time, President Clanne.
[Clanne]
I'm all set, President Framme.
[Framme]
In that case... I call this meeting of the Divine
Dragon Fan Club to order!
[Framme]
Woooo!
[Clanne]
Yeaaah!
[Framme]
Ahem. Our first and only agenda item is how to
broaden the fan club's reach.
[Framme]
President Clanne, you have the floor.
[Clanne]
I think we should do something splashy to drum
up people's excitement.
[Framme]
Seconded!
[Framme]
The only question is...what?
[Clanne]
I have an idea.
[Clanne]
How about we spread our message by
making pamphlets?
[Framme]
I'm listening.
[Clanne]
See, everyone's heard of the Divine Dragon. But
only a few know the person behind the title.
[Clanne]
You and me, we could tell the world what the
Divine One is really like.
[Framme]
Yeah... Yeah! I'm picking up what you're
putting down!
[Framme]
Ooo, ooo! How about this─we slap the Divine
One's beautiful face on the cover, and title it...
[Framme]
"The Divine Dragon: Up Close and Personal."
Boom!
[Framme]
Inside, we have an interview with every juicy
detail folks could possibly wanna know!
[Framme]
Favorite foods, favorite weapons, hair-care
routine, shoe size. The raw, uncut story!
[Clanne]
...
[Framme]
You don't like it.
[Clanne]
I love it! That's way less stiff and formal than
what I had in mind.
[Clanne]
Just the sort of brilliant idea I'd expect from
you, Madam President!
[Framme]
I couldn't have gotten there without your
suggestion, Mr. President!
[Framme]
All right, let's get working on this pamphlet
so we can hand it out all over town.
[Clanne]
Uh, wait. All over town?
--- B ---


[Clanne]
There are a lot of people here...
[Framme]
Uh, yeah. That's kinda the point.
[Framme]
This is our chance to tell everyone how great
the Divine Dragon is.
[Clanne]
Yeah, but...
[Framme]
Come on, we both worked so hard on these,
we gotta let the people see 'em.
[Clanne]
Or instead, we could quietly put them down
over there and...
[Framme]
OK, showtime. I'll start us off.
[Framme]
Listen up, everybody! My brother has a reeeal
important announcement to make.
[Clanne]
Aw...
[Framme]
Psst, Clanne! That was your cue.
[Framme]
You're the one who said people would think
we're weirdos if we didn't introduce ourselves.
[Clanne]
I'm just, uh...kinda nervous?
[Framme]
Everyone's staring at us. This is a real mess.
[Framme]
Fine. I'll introduce both of us, OK?
[Clanne]
O-OK...
[Framme]
All right, then! We are Clanne and Framme,
the 33rd Stewards of the Divine Dragon.
[Framme]
We will answer all your burning questions about
the Divine One, with these lovely hand-bound─
[Clanne]
Stop! Please stop! This was a bad idea!
[Framme]
What?!
[Clanne]
I can't do this. There are too many people.
It's embarrassing.
[Clanne]
They're all gonna think we're weird. Who even
cares about the Divine One's shoe size?
[Framme]
We do.
[Clanne]
Ugh, I feel like such a wimp. I thought I could
be a steward?
[Clanne]
I'm not even cut out to be in the fan club.
Sorry, Framme.
[Framme]
Clanne, wait!
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[Clanne]
Ungh...
[Framme]
OK, Clanne. Spill it. What are you sulking about?
[Clanne]
Isn't it obvious? The pamphlets.
[Clanne]
I can't believe I was too chicken to hand them
out. I don't deserve to call myself a fan.
[Framme]
Clanne, does every fiber of your being course
with passion for the Divine One?
[Clanne]
I mean, yeah. You know that.
[Framme]
So? There you have it.
[Framme]
You're a fan, plain and simple.
[Clanne]
But... But...
[Framme]
Being a fan isn't about what you do. It's about
what you feel.
[Framme]
If you've got that sweet, dragony passion in
your heart, you're a Divine Dragon fan!
[Clanne]
Huh...
[Clanne]
Yeah. You're right. You're right!
[Clanne]
And you know what? I'm gonna try again.
I WILL pass out those pamphlets!
[Framme]
That's the spirit!
[Clanne]
But first, I think we better make a few changes.
[Framme]
What, right now?
[Clanne]
Right now. You said it yourself. Being a fan is
about passion. Where's the passion?
[Clanne]
We should write about our experiences with the
Divine One, so our enthusiasm comes across.
[Clanne]
There aren't enough illustrations either. Let's
ask for help from someone who can draw.
[Clanne]
And the interview needs...more. We didn't even
ask if the Divine One prefers red or blue!
[Framme]
Wow. Look at you, all motivated and stuff.
[Framme]
That's the hardworking brother I know and love.
[Framme]
These are gonna be the best pamphlets ever.
President Clanne, let's get to work.
[Clanne]
It would be my honor, President Framme!
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