=== Etie & Yunaka ===
--- C ---



[Etie]
Hey, Yunaka. Mind doing me a favor?
[Yunaka]
Whatcha need, pumpkin-seed?
[Etie]
Stay real still. I need to give you a once-over.
[Yunaka]
Wait, uh, what? Why? What are you looking for?
And what are you gonna do if you find it?
[Etie]
So many questions. Here, this'll only take
a second.
[Yunaka]
Ugh...
[Yunaka]
Hey, I didn't consent to a shakedown. You're
searching me like you think I stole something.
[Etie]
Good guess. How did you figure it out?
[Yunaka]
Seriously?! That was a joke! I haven't stolen
anything! Not even one thing!
[Etie]
I happen to know that you did.
[Yunaka]
Yeah?! You think your touchy-feely hands are
any kind of evidence?! Get outta here!
[Etie]
Calm down. Nobody's in trouble.
[Yunaka]
Oh, nobody's in trouble?! Does that mean I'm
free to go?!
[Yunaka]
Great! Then I'm out!
[Yunaka]

[Etie]
Hey, wait! Yunaka!
--- B ---



[Etie]
Sorry about before, Yunaka. I think maybe you
misunderstood me.
[Yunaka]
I misunderstood you, did I?
[Etie]
I mean, you did steal something. That part
is true.
[Etie]
But what you stole, well...
[Yunaka]
What did I steal?
[Etie]
You captured my interest.
[Yunaka]
Huh?
[Etie]
You have my ideal physique. I couldn't look
away from how perfect you are.
[Etie]
That's why I wanted to do a close inspection.
[Yunaka]
Aw, what a preventable misunderstanding...
[Etie]
You're right. I was rude. I'm really sorry.
[Yunaka]
Setting aside how bonkers this is for a second,
what makes you think I'm any kind of ideal?
[Yunaka]
Your physique is way more impressive
than mine.
[Etie]
That's nice of you to say, but between the two
of us, you might actually be stronger.
[Etie]
Sure, I'm ripped, but that's just because I never
stop working out.
[Etie]
You, on the other hand, have the kind of muscle
that can only come...naturally.
[Etie]
Your metabolism must have been set like that
early. Probably when you were little.
[Etie]
You only get that kind of muscle by constantly
being exposed to extreme circumstances.
[Etie]
I can't prove any of that, of course, but my gut
says I'm on the right track.
[Yunaka]
Um...
[Etie]
What exactly have you lived through?
[Yunaka]
Geez...
[Etie]
Yeah, that's the kind of rude thing I'm going to
try not to pull anymore.
[Yunaka]
Oh! Are you...sure?
[Etie]
Of course. Don't worry about it.
[Etie]
I admire you, that's all. I wanted you to know it.
[Etie]
And if it's OK with you, I'd like to be friends.
[Yunaka]
Y'know, that's actually super sweet. Yeah, why
not? Let's be chums, chum!
--- A ---


[Yunaka]
Oooh, what a peaceful field! I feel like I could
flop over and nap for a thousand years.
[Etie]
This is my secret spot. I come here alone
sometimes to goof off.
[Yunaka]
Not sure I'd take you for the flower-loving type.
[Etie]
I grew up in a pretty flower-heavy town, so it
cheers me up being surrounded by them.
[Yunaka]
...
[Yunaka]
That's really beautiful.
[Etie]
What is?
[Yunaka]
Growing up surrounded by flowers. Memories
to cheer you up. I'm a little jealous, honestly.
[Yunaka]
My life as a kid wasn't anything like that.
[Etie]
No?
[Yunaka]
No, but I wish it had been. A life like yours...
It would've been a dream.
[Etie]
Poor Yunaka...
[Yunaka]
Kidding! You should've seen your face.
[Etie]
I can't even begin to imagine the kind of life
you must have lived.
[Etie]
Your muscles tell a pretty harrowing story.
[Etie]
So I've got a lot of respect for the way you
came out the other side.
[Yunaka]
Ah, gee whiz...
[Etie]
See these flowers? They're from my hometown.
[Yunaka]
They're gorgeous.
[Etie]
This one is associated with admiration.
Sounds perfect for us, huh?
[Yunaka]
Hehe, it does. Yeah!
[Etie]
Why don't we make flower crowns with them
as a gift for each other?
[Etie]
That's what true friends do where I'm from.
[Etie]
They make flower crowns and pray for long,
happy lives together.
[Yunaka]
Love it! Let's make such big crowns, we get
mistaken for queens of the world!
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