=== Hortensia & Fogado === --- C --- [Fogado] Princess Hortensia! You're not busy, are you? Let's grab a cup of tea. [Hortensia] Prince Fogado. [Hortensia] I know I'm irresistible, but I'm also a princess. You shouldn't be hitting on me. [Fogado] I'm not up to anything, I promise. Was hoping to have a nice, chaste exchange of ideas. [Hortensia] Hmm. [Hortensia] Act innocent if you want, but even in Elusia, we've heard what a flirt you are. [Fogado] People talk about me all the way in Elusia? I'm flattered. [Hortensia] You wouldn't be if you heard what they said. [Fogado] Why put stock in gossip? I want to have tea and learn of each other's countries. That's all. [Hortensia] No thanks. Besides, my sister needs help today. [Hortensia] Hey, you're a prince! Shouldn't you have a ton of work too? [Fogado] Solm is a queendom, so my sister is first in line to the throne, not me. [Hortensia] So you just waste the day away, wandering around and flirting? [Fogado] Not flirting. Patrolling. [Hortensia] Oh, OK then. You definitely got me there. [Hortensia] Hey! Why aren't you helping Princess Timerra?! Lighten her workload! [Fogado] Heh, ouch! That's harsh. [Fogado] Oh well. If you happen to change your mind and decide you'd like tea─just tea─I'm around. --- B --- [Fogado] Hey, Miss! Are you out here by yourself? [Hortensia] There's Prince Fogado...talking to some lady. [Hortensia] Hitting on her, too, by the look of it. [Hortensia] Some prince. I'm gonna put a stop to this! [Hortensia] You were helping her carry stuff? That's it?! [Fogado] Yeah, of course. Why did you get so angry? [Hortensia] I'm sorry. I didn't think you were actually helping people out here... [Fogado] I told you that I patrol around town. That's what I do on patrol─help people. [Hortensia] I guess I'm sorry for doubting you. [Fogado] Nah, that's all right. I'm used to it. [Hortensia] ... [Hortensia] If that's the case, I suppose I'll join you. [Fogado] Really? Great! What time will you join me for tea, then? [Hortensia] Join you in helping people, doofus. [Fogado] Haha! Oh, that's what you meant. [Fogado] All right, then. I look forward to it. --- A --- [Hortensia] Wow. [Hortensia] I gotta admit, you're actually kind of amazing. [Fogado] Oh, you're in love with me? Well, I'll have to let your young heart down gently, then... [Hortensia] Gross. No. Not what I meant. [Fogado] Haha, sorry, sorry. It's involuntary. What were you saying? [Hortensia] You really listen to your people's problems. Princess Timerra is lucky to have you. [Hortensia] I help my sister, too, but only with the stuff that happens inside the palace. [Hortensia] Going around town with you has shown me what the rest of the world is like. [Hortensia] It makes me wonder if I've actually been helping Ivy...or if I've been kidding myself. [Fogado] Oh, I know that feeling─the bucket feeling. [Hortensia] Buckets? What? [Fogado] My sister has a huge amount of responsibility... And I can only help out in the smallest ways. [Fogado] It's like I'm trying to move a sand dune for her... And all I've got is a bucket, you know? [Hortensia] Hmm... You're right. [Hortensia] Hm-hm. [Hortensia] Y'know, you're actually being pretty cool. [Fogado] I'm glad you noticed. Does that mean we're on for tea? [Hortensia] Hehe, separate issue. [Hortensia] But I'll help you patrol the town all you want. [Fogado] Eh, I'll take it. Come on, then! [Hortensia] Let's go, bucket brigade. --- S ---