=== Ivy & Kagetsu === --- C --- [Kagetsu] ... [Kagetsu] Yes, I see it! Princess Ivy, dinner tonight shall be...bum-bum-ba-BA! Vegetable stir-fry! [Ivy] I see. [Kagetsu] Your response is very underwhelming. Do you dislike stir-fry? [Ivy] I don't have strong feelings about the menu. [Kagetsu] Then what does it mean when your face wears this dubious look? [Ivy] I am thinking. [Ivy] You have the ability to see the future. [Ivy] You never predict anything important, but your predictions are correct every single time. [Kagetsu] Kind of you to notice! [Ivy] It was not a compliment. I don't understand how you do it. I find it unsettling. [Kagetsu] I am unsettling? Why?! [Ivy] You are an unknown quantity. I dislike unknown quantities. [Kagetsu] You dislike me, Princess Ivy? We each have our tastes, I suppose, but...this makes me sad. [Kagetsu] Wait! Even if you do not like me, I like you enough for both of us. So there is no problem! [Ivy] ... [Ivy] Hahaha! [Ivy] You are a strange one, Kagetsu. [Kagetsu] Ah! There you are! There is your joy! [Kagetsu] To bring such joy to your face is at least some compensation for your dislike. --- B --- [Kagetsu] Ah! Princess Ivy! I was raised in Pale Sands. [Ivy] OK... Why are you telling me this? [Kagetsu] You said you dislike unknown quantities. [Kagetsu] So, I am going to tell you everything about myself. Then I will be known. [Ivy] Not the worst idea, I'll grant you. [Kagetsu] Once you come to know me, we will no longer be princess and retainer, but friend and friend! [Kagetsu] It is worth trying, at least. [Ivy] Uh...haha... [Kagetsu] What else can I tell you? I have two siblings, brother and sister. Both younger. Very cute. [Kagetsu] My father has great swordsmanship. My mother has strange powers, which perhaps came to me. [Kagetsu] I care very much for my family, but I have also long dreamed to see the world at large. [Kagetsu] That is why I explained to them in writing my decision to leave. And I am on this journey now. [Ivy] ... [Kagetsu] Oh no! Have I done something wrong? [Kagetsu] How foolish of me! I should not have presumed you would wish to hear my entire life story. [Kagetsu] Please forgive me, Princess Ivy. I should have noticed sooner it was not what you wanted. [Ivy] No, that's not it. On the contrary, I am actually... rather pleased. [Ivy] I had no idea that becoming friends with me was so important to you. [Ivy] I'm flattered. Thank you. [Kagetsu] Ah, you are too kind! [Ivy] I don't dislike you, Kagetsu. [Ivy] I do dislike unknowns. They make me wary. But that doesn't mean I dislike you as a person. [Ivy] And after today, I think it's safe to say my impression of you has improved. [Kagetsu] Wonderful! So, we may become friends soon? [Ivy] Not the worst idea. --- A --- [Kagetsu] Our time has come, Princess Ivy! [Kagetsu] Let us draw anchor, hoist our mainsail, and set this boat of friendship on its maiden voyage! [Ivy] ... [Kagetsu] Hmm... It appears we are stuck in port. [Kagetsu] Perhaps I was mistaken, and it is not yet time. [Ivy] That's not it, Kagetsu. [Kagetsu] Oh? [Ivy] The truth is...I don't have many friends. [Ivy] When I was growing up, adults were always conniving and scheming. [Ivy] I grew to learn that was how the world worked. [Ivy] As a result...it was quite a long time before I met anyone I could trust enough to call a friend. [Kagetsu] As crown princess, you must have been limited in your contacts. [Kagetsu] I imagine it was cold and harsh to be raised in this type of environment. [Ivy] Yes. [Ivy] That's why I found you so disconcerting at first. [Ivy] When someone is friendly toward me right away, it's my instinct to be suspicious. [Ivy] But you've never tried to take advantage of me. You don't seem to have any ulterior motives. [Kagetsu] Hahaha! Of course not! I am much too simple for schemes. [Ivy] Until recently, I couldn't have hoped to understand your...purity. [Ivy] That's why you felt like an unknown. You could not be what you seemed, so...what were you? [Ivy] Now I've realized you're exactly as you appear. That's your charm, in fact. [Kagetsu] Oh! Such kind words. [Ivy] So, Kagetsu... That's why... [Ivy] I would like us to be...friends. [Kagetsu] Are you certain? Wonderful, wonderful! Yes, Princess Ivy! Of course! [Kagetsu] Let us be friends until time itself comes to its end! [Ivy] Hm-hm! Yes, let's. --- S ---