=== Lapis & Goldmary === --- C --- [Goldmary] Oh no... What am I going to do? [Lapis] What's wrong? [Goldmary] Well... My parents run an inn beside the finest hot springs in Elusia. [Goldmary] I'm sorry if that makes you jealous. I can't help that I grew up an only child in the lap of luxury. [Lapis] Uh, wow! Sounds lovely! [Goldmary] Yes, but...my parents have just informed me that the inn is having trouble with bears. [Lapis] Bears, huh? Ugh, they can be tricky to deal with. [Lapis] There's no time to lose. We'd better write up a letter telling your parents what to do. [Goldmary] But I don't know anything about bears. [Goldmary] I have so many talents, but dealing with terrifying predators isn't one of them... [Lapis] Leave it to me. I'm from a village where we deal with them all the time, so I know my stuff. [Goldmary] Really? [Lapis] Here's an example. Let's say you find a bear eating your crops. [Lapis] So you say, "HEY! Get outta here, fur face, or you're in for a world of hurt!" [Lapis] The bear will be like, "Oh, sure thing," and have lunch elsewhere. [Goldmary] Wow... [Lapis] Seriously! I'm speaking from experience here. I've done it dozens of times. [Goldmary] All right, you're the expert. I trust you. [Lapis] I know lots of bear-management methods, from intimidation to good old-fashioned combat. [Goldmary] Please teach me everything you know. --- B --- [Goldmary] Thank you so much for all your help, Lapis. [Goldmary] My parents wrote to let me know that the bears have stopped giving them trouble. [Lapis] That's great! What a relief. [Goldmary] They sent this along to thank you. [Lapis] Huh? Wait a second. Is this... [Goldmary] An invitation to relax and enjoy your stay at my family's inn─as soon as the war is over. [Goldmary] I may be biased, but I really do think you'll find our hot springs to be the finest in the world. [Lapis] Wow, that sounds like such a treat! Thanks! [Lapis] I have to say, Goldmary, I'm surprised you're from a little village. You're so sophisticated. [Goldmary] Oh, don't be silly. You're right, though. Go on. [Lapis] Let me guess. You were born in a rural area and then raised in the big city? [Goldmary] No, I lived in my home village until just a few years ago. [Goldmary] I was there right until I had to leave for the academy, actually. [Lapis] Huh. Your village must be way different than mine. [Goldmary] I'd be curious to hear about the differences. [Lapis] Sure thing. Next time we talk, I'll tell you all about where I grew up. [Lapis] I'll even make us lunch! I know just the thing to whip up for the occasion. [Goldmary] Wonderful! Usually I'm the one making the food, so this will be a nice change of pace. [Goldmary] I'm looking forward to spending more time with you. --- A --- [Lapis] Hello, Goldmary! I made lunch. Hope you brought an appetite. [Goldmary] Mmm, these look delicious. What are they? [Lapis] They're yam dumplings, made with yams from my village. Go on─eat up! [Goldmary] I've never heard of them before. I hope they taste as good as they look. [Goldmary] Mmm... My goodness! [Goldmary] They're wonderful! I didn't expect them to be so intensely sweet. [Lapis] That's all from the yams. I didn't use sugar. [Goldmary] I hope you don't mind if I help myself to the rest. [Lapis] By all means! I'm sure my parents would be glad you're enjoying their yams so much. [Goldmary] Are they farmers? [Lapis] Mm-hmm. The land is infertile, though, so they're pretty poor. [Lapis] And bears are always roaming around, so we'd have to hunt them down and eat them. [Goldmary] That explains how you came to know so much about handling that bear situation. [Lapis] I learned a lot from dealing with those bears. Above all, I learned how to fight. [Lapis] Then I entered Brodia's fighting tourney─my ticket out of poverty. [Lapis] By winning the tourney, I earned a spot as Prince Alcryst's retainer. [Lapis] So you might say I have bears to thank for my success. [Lapis] No one in the tourney held a candle to them, after all! [Goldmary] Hehe, they do set a high bar. [Lapis] And now, you might say I have those bears to thank for my friendship with you. [Goldmary] You're right. And I'm very glad for that. [Goldmary] I don't often let my guard down around people, but...I feel like I can be myself around you. [Goldmary] If it's all right, I'd like it if we could spend time together more often. [Lapis] I'd love that! [Goldmary] Great! You and I can chat about all the aspects of village life the big city folks can't understand. [Lapis] Hehe, sounds like a plan! [Lapis] It's nice to have a friend from the country─ even if it's a different country's country. --- S ---