=== Lindon & Mauvier === --- C --- [Lindon] Ah, Mauvier! Do you have a moment? I'd like your help with an experiment. [Mauvier] Sir Lindon. Of course, I will help however I can. [Lindon] I need you to take this ear of corn...and throw it up into the air. [Mauvier] What sort of experiment is this? [Lindon] I'm going to blast the corn with Elthunder and make it explode. [Lindon] By my calculations, this will cause its kernels to "pop" evenly, making for an immaculate snack! [Mauvier] This seems...ill thought out. [Lindon] Well, you know what they say... "No risk, no reward, no snacktime." [Lindon] I suppose the most likely risk is that you might "pop" instead...and not evenly, at that. [Mauvier] Then I must decline. [Lindon] What? Oh, come now! Haven't you learned that you should always help your elders? [Mauvier] Have you not learned to never cast Elthunder near other people outside of battle? [Lindon] Hm! You argue like an elder yourself. [Mauvier] I am more than happy to help with any and all experiments. [Mauvier] However, I will not risk my life for corn. My apologies, Sir Lindon. [Lindon] Oh, very well. I suppose snack time is postponed...for now. --- B --- [Mauvier] Sir Lindon, you dropped something. [Lindon] Oh! How clumsy of me. Thank you, Mauvier. [Mauvier] This is...the likeness of a young woman. She is quite beautiful. [Lindon] Ah! I heartily agree. [Lindon] This is a drawing of my late wife. [Mauvier] Oh. Your wife, Sir Lindon. [Lindon] She wasn't just beautiful. She was kind, loving... and the best friend I could have asked for. [Lindon] It's been some time since she passed, yet my love for her continues to grow. [Lindon] Ah, how I wish I could see her smile once more, taste her cooking again... [Mauvier] It hurts to see you sad. If there is anything I can do... [Lindon] Do you mean it? Oh, what a wonderful offer. Thank you, Mauvier! [Lindon] Now, take this corn and hurl it skyward. [Mauvier] What?! [Mauvier] Not this again! [Lindon] Oh, but...my dear, late wife loved corn, you see. She would want us to celebrate her this way. [Lindon] Now then, whenever you're ready! I'm standing by to blast! [Lindon] I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. I probably─no, almost definitely─won't miss! [Mauvier] No. Goodbye, Sir Lindon. [Mauvier] [Lindon] Mauvier? Mauvier, wait! You still have my corn! --- A --- [Lindon] ... [Mauvier] Sir Lindon? Is all well? Is that your wife's picture? [Lindon] Hehe, you've caught me in a vulnerable moment. How embarrassing. [Lindon] A man my age should know when to let go of the past. Quite unbecoming of me... [Mauvier] There is nothing at all embarrassing about having a deep love for your spouse. [Lindon] Ah, you're right, of course. [Lindon] We raised three children, you know. They're all grown now, living their lives. [Lindon] They have their own homes, their own families... It's become difficult to gather all of us together. [Lindon] The further we grow apart, the brighter my memories seem to shine. [Lindon] More and more, I find myself looking backward rather than forward. [Lindon] I'm not sure how to change that...or if I should. [Mauvier] Having memories you enjoy looking back on is proof of a life well lived. [Mauvier] My own life knows more regrets than happiness. [Lindon] Ah, but you are now free to carve out a new life─one more fulfilling than my own, perhaps. [Mauvier] Hmm. Thank you for the kind words, Sir Lindon. [Lindon] Think nothing of it. Now...do you find yourself in the mood for experimental snacking science? [Mauvier] I should have known! [Lindon] You speak of regrets? Never tasting Elthunder- popped corn would be most regrettable indeed. [Mauvier] It is my understanding that I have a fulfilling life ahead, so be true with your aim. [Lindon] Huzzah! Let the experiment begin! --- S ---