=== Louis & Ivy === --- C --- [Ivy] Louis. [Louis] Yes, Princess Ivy? [Ivy] You always seem so cheerful. Is there some particular reason for it? [Louis] No, this is simply my default expression. [Ivy] How curious. [Ivy] It may be due to my own reservedness that your demeanor leaves such an impression on me. [Louis] It's true, now that you mention it, that I haven't seen much cheer in you. [Louis] And what a sight that would be to see! [Ivy] What are you suggesting? [Louis] I have a keen eye for observing the way people socialize, you see. [Ivy] This is not reassuring. [Louis] Which is why I was so powerfully struck by the idea of seeing you in such a context. [Louis] The princess Ivy, among dear friends, wearing a wide grin...what a captivating thought! [Ivy] I will thank you not to cast me for any role in your imaginary theater. [Louis] The first step is to figure out what you might have cause to celebrate. [Louis] I think it may help if you accompany me for a time. [Ivy] ... [Ivy] Your dedication to your goals, off-putting as they may be, is impressive. [Ivy] Very well, Louis of Firene. If your ambition is to make me smile, I invite you to do your best. [Louis] My best is all I can do, Princess Ivy. --- B --- [Louis] What do you think, Princess Ivy? Does the sight of a pleasant gathering prompt any feelings? [Ivy] No. Nothing. [Louis] How strange. I, for my part, find great comfort in their mundane joys and idle chatter. [Ivy] It would seem that phenomenon is unique to you. [Louis] Oh? What a pity. [Ivy] Was that the full extent of your plan? [Ivy] Did you actually pin all your hopes on this sight inspiring me to...chat? [Louis] No. I haven't quite given up. [Louis] Though I don't as yet have any other ideas. [Louis] Until I do, would you like a cup of tea? I'll put on a pot of the black tea blend I've been saving. [Ivy] Tea does sound lovely, actually. Thank you. [Louis] Aha! [Ivy] What? What is it? [Louis] I thought I detected the faintest hint of a smile just now. [Ivy] Did you? [Louis] Can I take it, then, that you like black tea? [Ivy] Yes. But if I happened to seem pleased, that was not the reason. [Ivy] I simply find your dedication to these efforts rather amusing. [Louis] There's nothing so amusing about it. A princess's joy is a radiant thing. [Ivy] Hm. [Louis] Ah! Was that another smile? [Ivy] Oh, enough. You promised me tea. Let's have it! [Louis] Haha, as you wish, Princess Ivy. --- A --- [Ivy] Louis, would you indulge me with another cup of that wonderful tea? [Louis] You've put me in an awkward position, Princess Ivy. [Ivy] If you are busy, it can certainly wait... [Louis] It isn't that. The problem for me is your recent mood. [Ivy] Still disappointed that I don't smile as easily as you'd like? [Louis] Not at all. You were incandescent with joy when you entered the room, in fact. [Ivy] Was I? [Louis] It is the very incandescence of that joy which poses such a problem for me, you see. [Louis] Did you not realize how brightly you shone? [Ivy] No... I did not. [Louis] Such unadulterated joy isn't meant for my like. It should be reserved for others like yourself. [Louis] My role is merely to facilitate these bright moments and then recede until I am needed. [Ivy] Haha, I...have no idea how to respond to that. [Louis] And now a laugh?! All of this is wasted on me, Princess Ivy. [Louis] It is peculiar, though... [Louis] I still haven't the faintest idea of what causes you to beam this way. [Ivy] How dare you? [Ivy] I am not a monster, you know. I am capable of smiling around friends and allies. [Louis] Is that what I am in your eyes? An ally? Even... a friend? [Ivy] Don't be ridiculous. Hurry up and make the tea, would you? [Louis] As you wish, Princess Ivy. I'll brew the most exceptional pot of tea you've ever tasted. [Ivy] I expect only the best from you, Louis. --- S ---