=== Louis & Rosado === --- C --- [Rosado] What's the matter, Louis? Can't take your eyes off me? [Louis] Indeed, Rosado. I find you positively enchanting. [Rosado] Wait, really? [Louis] In every movement and speech, you are a fountain of energy. [Louis] To my eye, it is sublime. [Rosado] Hahaha! I was teasing, but I love your honesty! [Rosado] I thought you were mainly interested in seeing people socialize, though. [Rosado] Is it the same thing to watch me without anyone else around? [Louis] It's not so different. [Louis] Some people display boundless reserves of energy even when alone. [Louis] When you spot a puppy gamboling in the road, is it a lesser sight for having no playmate? [Rosado] No, of course not. [Louis] I rest my case. [Rosado] You're a fascinating guy, Louis. [Rosado] We never talked much before, but now I really wanna get to know you! [Louis] And I you, Rosado. [Louis] To that end, why don't you join me for tea? I could serve it in a very charming tea set. [Rosado] Amazing. Let's go! --- B --- [Rosado] Really? You don't think they're cute? [Louis] Don't test me, Rosado. I will never bend on this. [Rosado] Look closer. Not even a little? [Louis] Not in the least. They contain not a single iota of cuteness. [Rosado] Weird! I know you like grapes, so I thought you'd like these little guys too. [Rosado] I guess sea grapes aren't for everyone. [Louis] They are also seaweed─not grapes! They are vile pretenders to the name. I despise them. [Louis] They resemble real grapes, but they are salty, and after eating them, so was my language. [Rosado] Huh. Well, I like 'em. [Rosado] They're like cute little balls of ocean─they taste like the sea! [Louis] I-is that so? My apologies, then. [Rosado] What are you apologizing for? [Louis] I try to appreciate the things my friends like, to the extent that I can. [Louis] However, I draw the line at sea grapes! [Rosado] Haha, it's fine, Louis! We can like different things and still remain friends. [Louis] Truly? Then would you object if I continue to observe you? [Louis] I should hate to abandon the sight of my dear Rosado going about his day. [Rosado] Of course! Get ready to burn the image of my cuteness straight into your eyes! [Louis] Consider it burned! --- A --- [Rosado] Hey, Louis. Hold still a sec, OK? [Louis] Paper and ink? Are you drawing a picture? [Louis] As I recall, you have a knack for drawing landscapes with both speed and skill. [Rosado] Yup! My not-so-hidden talent. [Louis] But what is your subject here? The scenery around us is somewhat drab. [Rosado] You, silly! I'm gonna draw you. [Rosado] I want a picture of you and me together. I'll add myself later. [Louis] But wouldn't a simple self-portrait be much more attractive on balance? I should think so. [Rosado] Maybe, but that's not what I'm going for. My own cuteness isn't important for this one. [Louis] I beg your pardon?! [Rosado] I want a picture with you, Louis. [Rosado] I want a way to remember my friend when he's not around. [Louis] Why, Rosado. How sweet of you! [Rosado] Hehe, I try. [Louis] Would you mind if I wore a mask? [Rosado] A mask?! Just because it's not all about looks doesn't mean I don't want to draw your face! [Louis] It was only a suggestion. [Rosado] Keep your suggestions to yourself. [Rosado] Everyone else blushes and does what I say. Why are you the difficult one? [Louis] Forgive me. I'm happy to be a part of your art, of course, but it's also a bit embarrassing. [Louis] I'm not, um...cute. [Rosado] Let me stop you there. You're absolutely cute. Especially when you're embarrassed. [Rosado] This is just a little memento for us to look back on, that's all. If you don't want it, that's fine. [Rosado] But picture me, years from now, an old man─ desperate to remember my dear friend Louis. [Louis] Very well. For the sake of my friend and his passion, I shall accept my fate. [Rosado] Thank you! OK, hold still a minute. This won't take long. [Rosado] Someday we'll want to look back on this moment. Now we'll have the perfect visual aid! [Louis] If I must endure this to commemorate our friendship, then I shall do so gladly. --- S ---