=== Rosado & Mauvier === --- C --- [Rosado] Hey, Mauvier! [Mauvier] Rosado. [Rosado] Are you always this, ah...tense? [Mauvier] I do not intend to be. [Rosado] Come on, relax! How can you stay grumpy looking at this cute face? [Mauvier] Grumpy? Well, such is my life. [Mauvier] As for "cute," I have little experience. Please see my reaction as uneducated, rather than rude. [Rosado] Oh, that's it! I think I get it now! [Mauvier] Get what? [Rosado] You're uninitiated. You haven't developed your cute sense! No wonder you're a bit of a grump! [Rosado] I can help with that. Let me teach you all about cuteness appreciation! Get you enjoying life! [Mauvier] That is not necessary. [Rosado] Are you kidding? It's top priority! [Rosado] Not being able to feel cuteness is like...it's like not being able to taste the heat in a spicy stew! [Mauvier] Hmm... I do appreciate a spicy stew. OK, then. Teach me about cuteness. [Rosado] Yes! Leave it to me─you're gonna love this! --- B --- [Rosado] OK, look at this accessory case. Seems kind of ordinary, right? Wrong! Bunny ears! [Rosado] Isn't that the most adorable thing you've ever seen?! [Mauvier] I agree that it looks like a rabbit, yes. [Rosado] OK...more straightforward. What about this handkerchief? It's got pretty summer flowers! [Mauvier] Hmm... The embroidery is quite well done. [Mauvier] But as for what is "cute" about it? [Mauvier] I am sorry. I cannot see what it is you want me to see. [Rosado] Hmm... You're a tough one, but I still think we can make headway. Let's get down to basics. [Rosado] Think of a time in your life when your pulse was racing. When your heart fluttered! [Mauvier] Fluttered? [Rosado] You know... "Ah, it's so cute! I can't stand it! If I must look a moment longer, I fear I will die!" [Rosado] Like that! [Mauvier] Oh, I know. [Mauvier] My heart did flutter when I was struck by an enemy's poisoned arrow. [Rosado] There's nothing cute about poison... [Mauvier] I am sorry. I do not think I can learn the ways of "cute." [Mauvier] As a child, my education by worshippers of the Fell Dragon was a time of great suffering. [Mauvier] Their brainwashing did not work, yet I was left with absolutely no connection to "cute." [Mauvier] I do not believe I am capable of learning its meaning now. [Rosado] Mauvier...don't give up. [Mauvier] My apologies. I must be going. --- A --- [Rosado] Hi, Mauvier. [Mauvier] Rosado. Have you come to lecture me again on "cute"? I thought I made my stance clear? [Rosado] You did. And I know, my timing wasn't great. [Rosado] I don't think someone as kind and focused as you can put the war aside until it's over. [Mauvier] I am rather focused, yes. Lack of focus leads to defeat─in battle and in life. [Mauvier] You have seen what I could not. If I had realized it myself, I could have spared you the trouble. [Mauvier] For that, I apologize. [Rosado] No, don't apologize! But if it's OK with you, I'd like us to make a promise to each other. [Mauvier] What kind of promise? [Rosado] Once the war is over, once there's peace, let's make it a point to broaden your horizons. [Mauvier] Once there is peace, you say. [Mauvier] Heh, you are a strange one. [Mauvier] I think you would be more fulfilled if you spent your days with other people. [Rosado] I'm not making this promise with them, though. I'm making it with you! [Mauvier] I...appreciate that. [Rosado] So can we call it a promise? We'll explore the cuteness of the world together in peacetime? [Mauvier] If that would please you, then yes. We shall travel whenever you like. [Mauvier] Together, we shall see "cute," and we will eat only the spiciest of stews. [Rosado] Oh, uh... Right, spicy stews! Sure, whatever's fun for you─we'll do it! [Mauvier] Heh, I look forward to it. --- S ---