=== Amber & Zelkov === --- C --- [Zelkov] Amber, I wish to *speak* with you. [Amber] You? The retainer of the crown princess? Of Elusia? You want to talk to ME? [Amber] I can tell you right now, if you're fishing for intel on Brodia stuff, I am not your target. [Zelkov] No, no. It is not a *political* matter. [Zelkov] It is rather more *personal* than that. [Amber] Oh no. What do you want with me? Is it a fight? I haven't even done anything to you! [Zelkov] I require the *wool* of an alpaca. [Amber] Huh? [Zelkov] Specifically, I require the wool that comes from a *particular* alpaca hamlet. [Zelkov] I have been led to believe you are *familiar* with this place. [Zelkov] You should be aware, then, that the *wool* from there is finer than any other. [Amber] Yeah, that's true. The alpacas back home are extra furry and SUPER fluffy. [Zelkov] I must have it, Amber. You must *procure* it for me. [Amber] Well, I could send a letter back home. They'd ship some here for sure...but what's it for? [Zelkov] It will be put toward the purpose of *knitting.* [Amber] Whoa. You like to knit, Zelkov? I never, ever would have guessed that. [Zelkov] It should not *surprise* you that I pursue a craft of such delicate grace and elegance. [Zelkov] To the point, I require the highest-quality alpaca wool to craft my *ultimate* masterpiece. [Amber] I'm into it! If it's just for crafting, I'll get you a bunch of the stuff. No sweat. [Amber] Besides, I've gotta see what you make with it. I bet it's gonna be weird. [Zelkov] Thank you, Amber. I am grateful for your *assistance* in this matter. --- B --- [Amber] Sorry to keep you waiting, Zelkov! Guess what just arrived? It's the alpaca wool from home! [Zelkov] Most excellent. With respect to *fluff,* it surpasses my wildest expectations. [Amber] Of course it does! Alpaca wool is warm, light, and super tough. It's the perfect material! [Zelkov] This is indeed the finest. The creation of my *ultimate* masterpiece is now assured. [Zelkov] When all the knitting world lays eyes upon my work, Amber, *you* will have their gratitude. [Amber] My family knits things with alpaca wool too. See my sweater under here? My dad made this! [Zelkov] I see. Now, as to the matter of *payment...* [Amber] Oh, I don't need any money. Consider it a gift! [Zelkov] One must give payment for services rendered. Otherwise, one has incurred a *debt.* [Amber] Really, it's fine. When I wrote to my folks about you, they were happy to send the wool. [Amber] I told them you wanted to craft with our farm's famous fuzzy stuff, and they said it was free! [Amber] You wouldn't turn down an act of kindness from some humble alpaca farmers, would you? [Zelkov] If it is for the sake of the ones who provided it to me, then *reluctantly* I will accept. [Zelkov] But they shall have a token of my gratitude. A sweater of *pristine* craftsmanship. [Zelkov] I can express the true extent of my appreciation *only* by surpassing the quality of their craft. [Amber] Whoa! I bet the folks at home would be thrilled to get a sweater knit by you, Zelkov. [Zelkov] Then it is decided. I will not rest until the whole of your family *marvels* at what I produce. --- A --- [Zelkov] My great work is *complete,* Amber. This is what I will send to your family. [Amber] Whoa! Zelkov! I can't believe it. The stitching... The craftsmanship... [Amber] This is the most perfect sweater I've ever seen! It even beats my own family's work! [Zelkov] I have now *expressed* my gratitude. Farewell. [Amber] Hey, Zelkov! Wait! [Zelkov] Hm? Do you have some *additional* business? [Amber] I really mean it. You just surpassed generations of homegrown knitting skills in a single sweater. [Amber] I know you put a lot of effort into it...but there has to be a secret. How did you do it? [Zelkov] Idle pursuits provide me a reason to continue living. They are a *failsafe,* of sorts. [Amber] What, like a...back-up plan? [Zelkov] To me, the most frightening prospect is to live without purpose. To be *empty* of motivation. [Zelkov] My current purpose is to *safeguard* Princess Ivy. But that is only until peace has been won. [Zelkov] That is why I require a *failsafe*─a secondary purpose in which to find meaning. [Amber] Whoa. That sounds intense... I mean, I have my own goals, but I mostly just have fun every day. [Zelkov] In that respect, Amber, I *envy* you. [Amber] Listen, Zelkov... If you really do lose your reason for living when the war ends... [Amber] Why don't you move to my old hometown? Y'know, the alpaca hamlet. [Zelkov] What *purpose* would that serve? [Amber] Are you kidding? With knitting skills like yours, folks would be throwing money at you. [Amber] You could make clothes and decorations out of alpaca wool and pet actual alpacas all day! [Zelkov] I do see a certain...*appeal* in that. [Amber] You should definitely visit first. Y'know, get a feel for things before you put down roots? [Amber] My whole family─including me─would welcome you with open arms and hugs to spare! [Zelkov] Very well. I can commit to a *visit,* certainly. [Zelkov] Whatever the future may hold, we can have at least that much to look forward to. --- S ---